Just wanted to let you guys know that I'm putting the kids up for sale!
I have a bazillion things to do before I can even think about getting on that plane and I haven't gotten a thing done! Seriously... not one single suitcase is packed! Hell... I don't even have them out yet!
So I've decided the only way I'm going to ever get anything done is to put the kids up for sale.
Hannah is beyond moody today and wants me to stop whatever I'm doing every 5 seconds to listen to her whine.
Brooke... well she's just being a little shit. She knows Hannah is moody today and is doing anything and everything to get under her skin!
Drew... I thought I was doing okay with him. That is... until naptime! I put him down for a nap and told him when he woke up we would pack for Disneyworld. All was quiet for about 30 minutes. Quiet and Drew is never a good thing. He starts knocking on the door and tells me he's all done. I race in there because the other day he wiped poop all over the wall... soo not kidding! The thought of cleaning up that again makes me want to hurl. =P So I open the door to find a completely empty room! He's taken every single piece of clothing, all his toys, all his books, his book shelf and half the crap off his bed and put it in his closet. He said I'm all packed for Disneyworld. Holy shit!
So now I've got to go tackle that mess before I can even consider getting started on the packing. Boy... this is REALLY making me look forward to spending 2 weeks day in and day out with them. LOL
The TSA still has the 3 oz. rule in effect... anyone know where I can purchase about 100 of thoe 3 oz. containers of Vodka. :)
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I think you have two different sets of children. The little darling things you drop off at my house are always sweet little angels.
You will NOT be able to sell your kids as they are a product of yours.When you were born we also tried to sell you but could not even pay some one to take you.As you see,you have a major problem.GOOD LUCK !!!!!!
P.S.WE ARE GOING TO THE LAKE SO HAVE A GREAT TRIP AT DISNEY
LOL! They have those little bottles behind the counter at the liquor store. LOL! Stock up! Hehehe! Have fun! I haven't met the kids yet, but I'm sure they really are darlings, when they want to be! So I will see you in August! Yippee! I can't wait!
That was just funny. I'll give $50 bucks for them but you'll have to throw in baby sitting :)
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